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curious74432 02-09-2013 05:42 AM

Bad hospital
 
Smile of the day
Signs you're in a bad hospital

1. You go in for routine surgery, you come out with a tail.
2. You recognize your doctor as kid who was mopping the lobby when you checked in.
3. Instead of sponge bath, they send St. Bernard to lick you.
4. As you're going under, your surgeon says, "Man, am I tired!"
5. In the operating room, you see a surgeon holding a sign that says, "WILL DO SURGERY FOR FOOD!"
6. Every couple of minutes, you hear a bugle playing Taps.
7. All the diplomas on the wall are signed by Sally Struthers.
8. You and your roommate have to take turns on the I.V.
9. Through fog of anesthesia, you hear surgeon shouting, "Bring the damn Scotch tape! And plenty of it!"
10. Instead of "patient," they use the term "plaintiff."


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