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curious74432 03-11-2013 06:06 AM


One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
on the
washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it
say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS'!

And they say blondes are dumb....


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I
am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, 'honey, what do you think
the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your
money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if
I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..

Q: What does it mean when a man is in
your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long
Q: Why do men whistle when they are
sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to
Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction

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