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curious74432 01-09-2014 09:06 AM

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
 
Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'.

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll think about it,' I said.

Six months later, I met the doctor on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how,may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -

Ain't nobody under there now!!!'

The moral is:

STAY AWAY FROM THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!


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