The New Hat
 

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding
her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do
not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing
up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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THANX DIANE, I HAD TO FORWARD THAT ONE!!

omg!!! too too too funny!!

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oh i love it!

gOOD ONE PEPPER:0happy0194: :thumbsup:

Absolutely hysterical...LOL

I had a friend who was on a cruise and she went to the bathroom. When she came out her dress was stuck down inside her panty hose and she didn't know it. There was a lady who was just gasping in horror when she saw her. How funny...LOL but I immediately told her when I saw it!