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Krissy 03-07-2006 02:52 PM

For Lori Ann and Mary
 
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:
"Shall We Gather at the River." :beerchug:

Lori Ann 03-07-2006 03:02 PM

you're a big sweetie!

And so it was written that the first documented miracle of Jesus was at the bequest of his Mother Mary at her sister's wedding when he was 13 years of age......

The transformation of water to wine....

Gotta love it:thumbsup:

Lori :happysmiley: Ann

Modemouth 03-07-2006 03:03 PM

Hubby and I are ROTF !!! :D

Erin46 03-07-2006 03:13 PM

Good One
 
What are we waiting for.....I'll race you to the river. laughingsmilie


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