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Modemouth 03-18-2006 01:44 PM

Ways to tell if you have finally grown up
 
:thumbsup: Ways to tell if you have finally grown up wavesmiley

Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator. laughed my ass off at this one

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog/cat Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps from noon to 6 PM

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.

If you're a girl, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

"I just can't drink the way I used to..." replaces, "I'm never
going to *&$@ing drink that much again."

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her
instead of asking "Oh S*$#! What Happened!?!?!?!

pepper60 03-18-2006 01:56 PM

Here's one more for the list
 
You look in the mirror and realize you have become
your mother!

smiliebow

lindsey-star 03-18-2006 02:28 PM

ACK! It's all so true!

Michele 03-18-2006 02:41 PM

Too funny! Thanks for sharing.clapping

Lori Ann 03-18-2006 02:53 PM

OMG

I said yes to 18 out of 21 ~~~ when the hell did I grow up, Lol

Thanks Mary:thumbsup:


Lori:happysmiley: Ann

Christine 03-18-2006 07:27 PM

WOW I NEVER KNEW I WAS CONSIDERED A GROWN UPi dunno

Nan 03-18-2006 07:35 PM

OMG! Did that bring back a few memories. And boy, am I glad their just memories. Makes me tired just thinking about it.speechless


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