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pepper60 04-15-2008 04:56 PM

The New Grocery Store
A new supermarket opened near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you a approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there.

sinfulenigma 04-15-2008 06:31 PM

:smileyroflmao: :smileyroflmao:

grams1952 04-15-2008 07:38 PM

I GUESS I WOULDN'T EITHER ...LOL:0happy0194: blue laughing :smileyroflmao:

tjsmom 04-15-2008 08:06 PM

ROFL!!! That's s great one Pep!:smileyroflmao: :0happy0194:

Kelly 04-15-2008 08:45 PM

lol...that was a good one

pamsm 04-15-2008 08:48 PM

That's too funny!!!

Dru15 04-15-2008 09:23 PM

I wouldn't get around the toliet paper either! blue laughing

Christine 04-15-2008 09:24 PM

:thumbsup:blue laughing:D:D

AmyKay 04-16-2008 04:48 AM

hee hee
Ha! I've heard that before... still funny!

MagiePerdu 04-16-2008 04:59 AM

LOL...I might stay away from the toilet paper aisle my ownself ;)

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