The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
I don't know how to move this to the Jokes Forum, but maybe it's there already???
Thanks! Have to pass this on!
that was good
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