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Krissy 04-19-2006 11:48 AM

Girls night out
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out"- both were very
faithful,loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on
Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home- they needed to pee, so they stopped
in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her
panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive
panties and didn't want to ruin them...luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.

The following day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He
phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"...

"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card
stuck to her butt that read: "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU"!!!

Missy 04-19-2006 12:04 PM

That was great , Krissy!

Lori Ann 04-19-2006 12:08 PM

Great visual Krissy - I can't wait to show this one to the hubby ..:D

Lori :happysmiley: Ann

JMBred 04-19-2006 12:09 PM

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I love it! too funny!!

Kelly 04-19-2006 12:45 PM

that is so

Jakeysmom 04-19-2006 12:45 PM

LMAO!! That's great! :D

Michele 04-19-2006 02:20 PM

That was great!

Modemouth 04-19-2006 02:36 PM

lindsey-star 04-19-2006 03:01 PM


Now that's hot.

Michele 04-19-2006 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by Modemouth

No no no no no no no no no no no no no ... that's just wrong.

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