Just for laughs..
A guy, let's call him, Lenny , is driving home after downing quite a few at the local pub.
He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path.
He swerves again and discovers that
his drive home has turned into a slalom course,causing him to veer from side
to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to
a stop. The officer, approaches Lenny 's car and asks him what on earth he
was doing. Lenny tells his story of the trees in the road when the
officer stops him mid sentence and says,
"Fer gosh sakes, Lenny, that's yer air freshener!"
Sometimes i pretend to be normal but it gets boring so i go back to being me