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This site has a bunch of funny gifts. Like these:

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Item No: 26859
Price: $14.98
Now Your T. P. Talks Back! Your guests are in for a big surprise when they rip off a few sheets of bathroom tissue. As soon as they pull the paper, the motion-activated toilet paper holder automatically plays your clever recorded message. Tiny digital recorder inside lets you record hilarious warnings, such as "You really need to eat more fiber" and "Leave the seat down, please." You can record up to 6 seconds and change your message any time. Includes on/off switch. Uses 2 "AA" batteries, not included.

Singing Christmas Coal
Item No: 63111
Price: $16.98
This animated Singing Christmas Coal is for the one who's been naughty! Sound-activated rubberized lump of coal bounces AND sings (in a grumpy voice) an original song about being bad and getting coal for Christmas! Your naughty recipient will be too busy laughing to be ashamed he’s getting coal! With on/off switch. Uses 3 "AA" batteries, not included. 6.5" tall. Limited quantities.

Auto Reindeer
Item No: 64515
Price: $15.98
Dress-up your car with our Auto Reindeer kit! Spread holiday spirit and amuse everyone stuck in mall traffic with these plush 16"H reindeer antlers (that jingle!) on your vehicle's windows and big red 6" diameter nose on its grill! Attaches easily.

Mother-In-Law Nutcracker
Item No: 81897
Price: $19.98

This Mother-In-Law Nutcracker is not called the "nutcracker" for nothing! This stern battle-ax stands ready to offer hilarious put-downs 24 hours a day. She doesn't discriminate either. She has 6 insults each for sons-in-law and daughters-in-law. Lift the handle on its back and wooden, hand painted figure utters such classic sayings as "You never bring my grandchildren to see me!" and "My daughter is too good for you!" in a voice that peels paint. With three-way switch for off, son-in-law sayings, and daughter-in-law sayings. 15" tall.

Singing Bubba Claus
Item No: 81899
Price: $21.98

Santa’s very busy this year so he’s turned the entertainment over to his Southern cousin, Bubba. This Singing Bubba Claus™, a clever plush figure, sings countrified selections from 6 of your favorite Christmas carols you won’t soon forget. He sways from side to side as he sings and strums his banjo to such lyrics as "Joy to the world, Bubba has come to spread some redneck cheer." He's certain to be a holiday favorite as long as there are cars up on blocks. Uses 3 "AA" batteries, not included. 12" tall.
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