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Talking To my bargain buddies...

1. When
you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you
sad.
2. When
you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When
you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When
you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When
you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you quit
whining.
6. When
you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When
you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When
you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath.... I pledge it

to the end.
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