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Old 05-10-2008, 11:20 AM
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Default Happy Mother's Day!

"If You Give a Mom a Muffin"

If you give a mom a muffin,

She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.

She'll pour herself some.

The coffee will get spilled by her 3 year-old.

She'll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.

She'll remember she has to do some laundry.

When she puts the laundry in the washer,

She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.

Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan dinner for
tonight.

She will get out a pound of hamburger.

She will look for her cookbook (101 things to make with Hamburger)

The cookbook will be sitting under a pile of mail.

She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.

She will look for her checkbook.

The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her 2 year
old.

She'll smell something funny.

She'll change the 2 year-old.

While she is changing the 2 year-old the phone will ring.

Her 4 year-old will answer it and hang up.

She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come over for
coffee on Friday.

Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.

And chances are...

If she has a cup of coffee...

Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.


Happy Mother's Day!
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