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Old 07-18-2008, 02:46 PM
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Default : The Blonde Mortician


>A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
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> >wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
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> >The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how
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> >She would like the body dressed. She points out that the
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> >man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
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> >The widow, however, says that she always thought her
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> >husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in
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> >a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check
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> >and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my
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> >husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
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> >The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her
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> >delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue
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> >suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him
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> >perfectly.
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> >She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very
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> >satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful.
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> >How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the
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> >blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
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> >'There's no charge,' she says.
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> >'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
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> >exquisite blue suit!' she says.
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> >'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You
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> >see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was
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> ; >brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
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> >wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she
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> >minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,
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> >and she said it made no difference as long as he looked
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> >nice.'
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> >'So I just switched the heads.'
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> >BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!
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