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Old 07-25-2008, 11:37 AM
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These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your
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> > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
> > 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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> > FREE PUPPIES
> > 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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> > FREE PUPPIES
> > Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
> > Father, Super Dog - able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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> > FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
> > Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
> > Better be a big reward.
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> > COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
> > Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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> > NORDIC TRACK
> > $300 Hardly used, call
> > Chubby.
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> > GEORGIA PEACHES
> > California grown - 89 cents lb.
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> > JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> > Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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> > WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
> > Worn once by mistake.
> > Call Stephanie.
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> > And the best one ...
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> > FOR SALE BY OWNER
> > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
> > Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
> > No longer needed -
> > Got married last month.
> > Wife knows everything.
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