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Thumbs up Mental Asylum Test

Mental Asylum Test During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what was
the criterion that defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed by the wall or near the window?"
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