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Old 07-08-2010, 09:16 PM
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Default A cannibal was walking through the jungle...

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
Tourist:$ 5.00

Broiled Missionary:$ 10.00

Fried Explorer:
$ 15.00

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:
$100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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