A cannibal was walking through the jungle...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
Tourist:$ 5.00
Broiled Missionary:$ 10.00
Fried Explorer:$ 15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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Last edited by Nan : 07-08-2010 at 09:18 PM.
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