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Old 05-10-2012, 05:02 AM
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ADULT:
A person who has
Stopped growing at both ends
And is now growing in the
Middle.

BEAUTY
PARLOR:
A place where women
Curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you
Eat before they are born and after they are
Dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps
Minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice
Squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually
Me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold
Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half
Without damaging the paper. (my personal favorite SC)

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes
You like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a
Sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to
One person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with
The person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to
Extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest
Labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion
Openly expressed.


And MY Personal
Favorite!
WRINKLES:
Something other people
Have,
Similar to my character
Lines.
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