The moral of the story........
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an
assignment: Get the parents to tell them a story
with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids
came back and one by one began to tell their
Tony, do you have a story to share?" Yes, ma'am. My
daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a
Pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had
to bail out over Enemy territory and all she had was
a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break and then her parachute landed right in the
middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran
out of bullets,
killed four more with the knife, till the blade
broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her
Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind
of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible
"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's