Quarterback Brett Farve, after living
a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
started showing him around. They came to a modest
little house with a faded Packers flag in the
window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett,"
said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a
house up here."
Brett felt special indeed and walked up to his
On his way up to the porch, he noticed another
house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a blue and
orange sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a
blue helmet with a "C" on it.
Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying
to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an
All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and I even
went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So what do you
want to know, Brett?" "Well, why does Walter Payton
get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter
Payton's house, it's mine!!!