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Old 03-21-2006, 07:10 AM
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For all of you with any money left in the wake of
the Exxon/Mobil deal, the
AOL/Time Warner implosion, and the Sears/K-Mart
wedding, be aware of the
next expected mergers so that you can get in on the
ground floor and make
some

BIG Bucks.


Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become: >> >> Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. PolyGram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta
Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining wll merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and become: FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become: Fairwell
Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become: Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of Women will become:
KnottNOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge
under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang


Isn't big business great!!!
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:00 AM
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Hilarious.....love the last one!
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Old 03-21-2006, 12:10 PM
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Too funny!!!
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Old 03-21-2006, 12:17 PM
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Lol, That's Funny!
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Old 03-21-2006, 12:31 PM
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