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Old 03-20-2006, 08:04 PM
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Redneck Special Forces

A Pentagon spokesperson announced today the formation of a new
500-Man elite unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts and instructions.
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
4. The are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd gotten all the necessary tools and headed for the ice. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly from above she heard a booming voice say, "There are no fish under the ice." Startled, she moved herself further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut another hole. Again from above came the booming voice, "There are no fish under the ice." This startled her even more so she moved all her things to the opposite end of the ice. She set up once more and tried to cut a hole in the ice again. Again the booming voice said, "There are no fish under the ice." The blonde stopped, looked skyward, and asked, "Is that you Lord?" The voice replied, " No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."

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Old 03-20-2006, 10:41 PM
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LMAO - probably because it is too true - have to show hubby this one tomorrow and he's sleeping - I'm giggling and trying to be quiet

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Old 03-21-2006, 02:02 AM
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I love it! i'm sending that to my brother..
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:21 AM
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I just "live" in Missouri!
I was born and raised in Californiarockin
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love...Redneck Special Forces

forwrded it on to a few folks.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:43 AM
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I'm sending this to my son. He'll get a kick out of it.
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:06 PM
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