One evening, a husband finally asked his wife, "What's eating you? You've been pouting all day?" The wife glared and stalked from the room, returning to the living room with his pillow and blanket. Angrily, she said, you forgot our anniversary! He replied, "oh, well, you didn't get me anything either!" Now she was really mad, as he had enjoyed the new satellite system for a week! And she told him so!
He prepared his bed on the sofa and went into the kitchen later to get a glass of water.....On the counter he found a note that read: When I wake up tomorrow, there had better be something in that driveway with a big red bow that goes from zero to 200 in less than 3 seconds!
The next morning the wife went to the front door and opened it expectantly....................in the driveway sat a bathroom scale with a large red bow.
Funeral services are incomplete.......................