Three medics are walking on the beach, taking a break from an ambulance convention on a tropical island. They happen upon an antique bottle and in examining it, the release the genie trapped inside. He offers them the obligatory three wishes and they agree to split them--one each.
The first medic, an Advanced EMT, says " I want to be ten times smarter so I can better help my patients!" "A noble wish master." says the genie as he waves his hands. Wish granted and he is 10 times smarter.
The second medic, a Paramedic says " I want to be a hundred times smarter to better help all of my patients and save more lives!" "A noble wish master." says the genie, and with a wave of his hands, that wish too, is granted.
The third medic, a Field Supervisor, pipes up and says, "I wish to be a thousand times smarter to help the patients I come in contact with, and so I can be a better, smarter, boss." The genie replies, " Are you POSITIVE that is your wish?" "Yes, definitely!" replies the supervisor.
"Very well, said the genie." He waves his hand and the wish is granted. The paramedic supervisor is now an EMT...............