A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the
told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to
out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her
he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier
in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no
didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
Don’t tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.