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Old 07-25-2006, 10:21 AM
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A very unattractive, mean woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.

After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she
says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that
doesn't need oiling for once!"

"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a
cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.

"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins
have a nice day."

The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look
alike."

The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got
laid twice."
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Old 07-25-2006, 10:38 AM
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Old 07-25-2006, 02:05 PM
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LOL. I posted earlier but it got deleted(not by me) so Ill do it again.
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Default Walmart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am ,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.

" Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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