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Talking Great Italian Sex

Great Italian Sex

The Jewish man said, 'Last week my wife and I had
great sex when I rubbed her body all over with
schmaltz (chicken fat) and we made passionate love and
she screamed for
five full minutes at the end!'

The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I
had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter and we
made passionate love and she screamed for
fifteen
minutes!'

The Italian man said, 'Well last week my wife and I
also had sex and I rubbed her body all over with olive
oil and we made love and she screamed for over
six
hours!'

The other two were stunned and the amazed Frenchman
asked, 'What could you have possibly done to make your
wife scream for
six hours?'

The Italian man said, 'I wiped my hands on the bedspread.'


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