Putting Your Affairs In Order
PUTTING YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I have some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women
celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so
well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the
club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were
eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious
as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've
been diagnosed with AIDS.'
The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the
friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I
thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends
you were dying of AIDS.'
The woman said, 'I don't want any of those *****es sleeping with your father
after I'm gone.'
Yes, women are evil.
"resident shameless hussie"