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Old 07-12-2008, 11:14 AM
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> A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and
> one handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
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> One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing.
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> At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in
> town.
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> Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass.
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> During Mass he asked the congregation, 'Who among you will confess to
> sporting a handsome cock?' All the men stood up.
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> 'No, no,' he said. 'That's not what I mean.
> Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?' All the
> women stood up.
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> 'Oh, no,' he said. 'That's not what I mean either. 'Who among you will

> confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?' Half the
> women stood up.
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> 'Oh Lord,' he said. 'Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has
> anybody seen my cock?'
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> All the choirboys stood up.
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