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Old 07-01-2008, 11:35 AM
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Subject: A Little Feller in East Texas




Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is
for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have
dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he
asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started
to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience
in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my
hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced
the quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop !'
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:26 PM
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