The Why's of Men
The Why's of Men
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
Because they are plugged into a genius
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
They don't have enough time
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
They don't stop to ask directions
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock
You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER
BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
He needed to make a rough draft before the final copy
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
Don't know.....it never happened
C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!
And the personal favorite:
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds
after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
on the washing machine?'
depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
And they say blondes are dumb?
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the
shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your
You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
One way to get the most out of life is
to look upon it as an adventure.