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Old 02-16-2006, 06:30 AM
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Default The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage
one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as
well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it
to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

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