Snoring...(for the grownups!)
A woman was tired of not sleeping at night because of her snoring dog. She paid a visit to the vet to see if there was any possible solution. The vet said, "Well, it's a little unusual, but if you tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, the snoring should stop. The woman thought, "What a complete waste of time this visit has been!"
Later that evening, just as she was settling down to sleep, the dog began to snore loudly. Desperate for sleep, she went into the closet and found a red ribbon and tied it around the dog's testicles. Amazingly, the dog quit snoring! The woman crawled back in bed and promptly feel asleep.
Some time later, her husband came in, quite intoxicated from an evening with his buddies. He crawled into bed, fell into a deep sleep, and began to snore loudly. His wife awoke, dismayed at having her sleep disturbed yet again. In complete frustration, she went back into the closet, found a blue ribbon and tied it around her husband's testicles. Just as with the dog, her husband immediately quit snoring! She settled back into dreamland.
Later, her husband stumbling towards the bathroom, caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and saw the ribbon. He looked over at the dog and noticed the dog's ribbon as well. "Well, old boy", he said, "I don't know where we've been or what we did, but we took first and second place!"
Donít tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.