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Old 11-03-2008, 05:59 PM
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Important Health Advice for Women
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> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
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> Do you suffer from shyness?
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> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
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> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
> your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.
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> Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better
> and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can
> help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that
> you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
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> You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost
> immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
> obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
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> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
> and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
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> Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay.
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> Chardonnay may not be right for everyone.
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> Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use
> Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
> pregnant are encouraged to try it.
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> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
> incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
> clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
> table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
> Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
> Naked Twister.
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> WARNINGS: -
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> * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think
> you are whispering when you are not.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell
> your friends over and over again that you love them.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to
> think you can sing.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to
> believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
> four in the morning.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think
> you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
> spitting.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may create the
> illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
> than most people.
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> Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good
> Dry Red!!!
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