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Old 12-25-2008, 10:01 PM
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Howdy All,

I am passing this on to you because it
definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use
more calm in our livesóespecially during the stress that comes with
the holidays!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve
"inner peace"
is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and
Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a c hocolets. Yu haf no idr who
gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.


Happlylodays!!!!!
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Old 12-26-2008, 05:46 AM
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<chuckle> I think that's great advice. . .gonna go look for the rest of that bottle of Zin and hunt up the leftover muscle relaxers. . .mebbe if my tummy muscles quit clenching, my head will quit hurting and although I may still be dizzy from the wine, at least there will be a reason!!!

(pssst...DISCLAIMER: of COURSE I'm not gonna do any of this, so no one call the paramedics on me, k?)
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think i'll follow your advice!
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Old 12-29-2008, 05:26 AM
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Love your typo ending Thanks Nan!!

And you Magie, your comment made it even funnier
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