It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, "Happy Butt."
The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name, that must be a nickname. What is your real name?"
Again she replied, "Happy Butt."
The teacher said, "You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out!"
So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?" The little girl said, "Happy Butt."
The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."
The girl then exclaimed, "Glad A$$, Happy Butt, what's the difference? I just think Happy Butt sounds better in public."