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Old 02-07-2009, 05:35 AM
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Talking The Black Bra

The Black Bra

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,
stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:


My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice , tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The m istress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he saidÖ



"What's for dinner, Batman?"



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Old 02-07-2009, 09:28 PM
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Old 02-08-2009, 12:10 AM
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:22 AM
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Wellll...at least he didn't say something like, "Quick, hide. . .my wife's around here somewhere!" Great story!
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:16 PM
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That is so funny!
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ROLF! Love it!
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