Three Ladies in a Sauna
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her in question. 'That was my pager,’ she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm..
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, 'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older woman felt very low-tech.. Not to be out done, she decided that she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper
hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said...'Well, will you look at that...I'm getting a fax!'
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