06-22-2006, 06:33 PM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Where the ARMY sends us!
The question WHY?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough there?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we were complaining about the heat?
How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
If ya don't stand behind our Troops, feel free to stand in front of them