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Old 02-14-2010, 10:40 AM
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Default Love poems you don't want to get--

Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .



Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed



I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowlís
empty and so is your head.



Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not



I want to feel your sweet embrace
But donít take that paper bag off of your face



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, Iím good at telling you lies!



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life



I see your face when I am dreaming
Thatís why I always wake up screaming



My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way



My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe ďgo to hellĒ



What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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