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Old 04-13-2010, 07:37 AM
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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

The trick is to stop thinking of it as "your" money. - The I.R.S.

America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.

People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?

We've got what it takes to take what you've got. - The I.R.S.

I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.

We do not seem able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” - Albert Einstein

Benjamin Franklin said nothing is certain but death and taxes: but death isn't annual.

Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.

"Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag." - Jay Leno
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