A cannibal was walking through the jungle...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
Broiled Missionary:$ 10.00
Fried Explorer:$ 15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
Donít tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.
Last edited by Nan : 07-08-2010 at 10:18 PM.