The Preacher and the cowboy
A Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After
>> the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
>> was brought and placed before him.
>> The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a
>> drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and
>> taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my
>> The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
>> "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."