Lil' Johnny - BIG EYES
Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Lil' Johnny: "I Want to be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bi-otch give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:
And you, Tanya?
"Ma'am, I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bi-otch!"
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Last edited by Nan : 09-08-2012 at 10:19 PM.
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