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Old 04-11-2014, 03:40 PM
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I dialed a number and got the following recording:


"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the Beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."


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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses - without your glasses.
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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".

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Nominated as the best short joke this year...

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mum" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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