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Old 09-24-2011, 08:48 PM
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> 5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
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> 1. Money cannot buy happiness but itís more comfortable to cry in a
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> 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastardís name.
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> 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when
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> 4. Many people are alive only because itís illegal to shoot them.
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> 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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Old 09-26-2011, 11:21 AM
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Hahaha! Those are great!
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