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Old 02-15-2012, 07:00 AM
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bject: Irish Blonde


An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll
of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes!
Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all
men...are men!

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Old 02-15-2012, 07:04 PM
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Hahaha! That's too funny!
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Old 02-19-2012, 11:40 PM
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that is so hiliarious
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