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Old 06-14-2012, 05:54 AM
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The $2.99 Special


My wife and I went to breakfast at a restaurant where they
had a 'senior special' of two eggs, bacon, hash browns and
toast for $2.99.

My wife told the waitress, 'That sounds good, however, I
really don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you are ordering
a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife
asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

ĎAnd, how do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell!' replied my wife.

After we finished breakfast, she took the two eggs home
and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS! We have been around the
block more than once!
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