Sr. citizen joke
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to our congressman
about this running amok Homeland Security crap,
I did just as She had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided,
I found out that She was referring to how I should position
my credit card.
None the less , I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the
Darn it, they need to make their instructions a little
clearer for us old timers......