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Old 07-02-2013, 06:51 AM
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Dave & Sherry, young couple, got married July 1967 and went happily on their honeymoon.

When they got back, Sherry immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked,
'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'

Then Sherry burst out crying.
'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Dave started using the most ghastly language...
saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'

'Calm down, Bonnie!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'

Still sobbing, Sherry whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'
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